Curse

zehly · Sep 16, 2005, 04:50 PM // 16:50

Yeah.
Nerf.

I'm tired of hearing about it. Every other thread has that word in it. I bet I could crash the SQL server if I used a good search on it.

I call for a nerf. A nerf to nerf-wanters. Nerf the hell out of them. Make the nerf permanent. Nerf them. Nerf them with a nerf bat, or a nerf ball, or whatever you need to nerf them. I want a nerf fusion-laser, or nerf microwave-emitter. That gives me two options for nerfage:

(1) Cause their atomic structure to collapse;
(2) Keep them out of the gene pool.

One day, someone is going to say something, and the other person will respond: NERF YOU MOTHER NERFER! Something like that will be cause for me to start a revolution. A takeover. And I will throw the nerf-wanters on a boat and send it to Korea.

If you want nerfs, go nerf yourself. I'm tired of hearing all your nerfing problems, how your nerf isn't big enough, or how you've never been nerfed.

Yeah. Nerf.

I'm sick and tired of hearing about nerfs. Stop posting about it. If you want to nerf so bad, go get a job at NCSoft. Yeah.

REAL reasons why you want nerfs:
(1) You're incapable,
(2) You're useless,
(3) You're unable to cope with something you've abused yourself,
(4) You feel inadequate,
(5) You have ED.

The list could go on forever.

I'm waiting for the day that I'm driving down MLK in Norfolk and I see a billboard that says "GOT NERF!!??!11" The day is looming above us like the nerf we can't imagine.

So whether your nerf isn't big enough, or you've never had nerf before, nerf it, because we're tired of nerfs nerfing the world. Go talk to Orion; he has problems too.

~zehly

Swampgirl Inez · Sep 16, 2005, 05:46 PM // 17:46

I always wanted to be Nerfette. Papa Nerf and that nerdy Nerf kinda freaked me out though. I used to be able to name all the Nerfs... even the junior Nerfs.

/seriously, I agree Zehly. Good post!

zehly · Sep 16, 2005, 09:29 PM // 21:29

How did the word "nerf" even come around!?

Link Ironhammer · Sep 16, 2005, 09:31 PM // 21:31

I don't kno zehly, I am right beside you with your decision.

Teh Azman · Sep 16, 2005, 09:34 PM // 21:34

Somebodies pissed

but yeah i agree. If the game were anything like it used to be, I might still play it every day...

Veripare · Sep 16, 2005, 09:51 PM // 21:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by zehly

Yeah.
(1) You're incapable,
(2) You're useless,
~zehly

That is so very true! Not so much for me, because I don't want/need a nerf.

zehly · Sep 17, 2005, 12:33 AM // 00:33

The people who want nerfs need to be nerfed. Nerf! Nerf! Nerf!

Manderlock · Sep 17, 2005, 01:06 AM // 01:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teh Azman

Somebodies pissed

but yeah i agree. If the game were anything like it used to be, I might still play it every day...

/amen

Maximus Decimus Meridius · Sep 17, 2005, 06:47 AM // 06:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by zehly

Yeah.
Nerf.

I'm tired of hearing about it. Every other thread has that word in it. I bet I could crash the SQL server if I used a good search on it.

I call for a nerf. A nerf to nerf-wanters. Nerf the hell out of them. Make the nerf permanent. Nerf them. Nerf them with a nerf bat, or a nerf ball, or whatever you need to nerf them. I want a nerf fusion-laser, or nerf microwave-emitter. That gives me two options for nerfage:

(1) Cause their atomic structure to collapse;
(2) Keep them out of the gene pool.

One day, someone is going to say something, and the other person will respond: NERF YOU MOTHER NERFER! Something like that will be cause for me to start a revolution. A takeover. And I will throw the nerf-wanters on a boat and send it to Korea.

If you want nerfs, go nerf yourself. I'm tired of hearing all your nerfing problems, how your nerf isn't big enough, or how you've never been nerfed.

Yeah. Nerf.

I'm sick and tired of hearing about nerfs. Stop posting about it. If you want to nerf so bad, go get a job at NCSoft. Yeah.

REAL reasons why you want nerfs:
(1) You're incapable,
(2) You're useless,
(3) You're unable to cope with something you've abused yourself,
(4) You feel inadequate,
(5) You have ED.

The list could go on forever.

I'm waiting for the day that I'm driving down MLK in Norfolk and I see a billboard that says "GOT NERF!!??!11" The day is looming above us like the nerf we can't imagine.

So whether your nerf isn't big enough, or you've never had nerf before, nerf it, because we're tired of nerfs nerfing the world. Go talk to Orion; he has problems too.

~zehly

Your post makes to much sense. I demand a nerf.

EDIT*Grammar

Necrotic · Sep 17, 2005, 07:13 AM // 07:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by zehly

How did the word "nerf" even come around!?

Well I havent bothered to look around to see where the word originally came from when the toy maker used it to referre to their line of foam toys.....but I am fairly certain that it was with these toys in mind that the gaming term was spawned to reference a weapon, spell or game component that was suddenly made inneffectual or useless.

I actually recall a time before the Nerf craze.....when toys could actually hurt you if you werent careful.

PieXags · Sep 17, 2005, 07:57 AM // 07:57

I just turned my N/W into a nerf cannon. After that I decided to buy a nerf rocket blaster x2000, it RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin' rocks. I don't call for nerfs, I call for them to stop nerfing. People should shut the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO up and put up with things every now and then, instead of complaining "Nerf it! Nerf it quick!".

For the record nerf rocket blaster x2000's are $50 at Wal-Mart.

Thanas · Sep 18, 2005, 12:40 AM // 00:40

[QUOTE=Maximus Decimus Meridius]Your post makes to much sense. I demand a nerf.

EDIT*Grammar[/QUOTE[

Guillaume De Sonoma · Sep 18, 2005, 12:42 AM // 00:42

Nerf everything till nothing makes sense

ManadartheHealer · Sep 18, 2005, 12:47 AM // 00:47

To give a little background on the term "Nerf"

Have you ever owned a nerf gun or nerf bat? It's a gun that fires large foam "bullets" at a slow speed? Yeah....

Divinitys Creature · Sep 18, 2005, 10:55 PM // 22:55

Nerf ANET!

chris_nin00 · Sep 18, 2005, 10:58 PM // 22:58

I have some nerf equipment.
Nerf guns, Nerf bats, Nerf balls. Say it I have it.

I know NerFFFFF!!1

zehly · Sep 19, 2005, 09:37 PM // 21:37

Nerf sledgehammers. Keep their heads ringin'.

Link Ironhammer · Sep 19, 2005, 09:38 PM // 21:38

Nothing to say except, all you nerfers will be found!!!

Alura Pyro · Sep 19, 2005, 09:43 PM // 21:43

we use nerf weapons for live action pgs the bullets bounce off

omg a nerfed staff of yakslapping

can we just not say nerf anymore use another term like they f***ed the monk solo-buils

derrtyboy69 · Sep 19, 2005, 09:44 PM // 21:44

yeah people wanting nerfs is pissing me off. a small game called diablo 2 was essentially ruined by nerfs. if everything gets nerfed, there will be no good skills left. if it wasnt for the fact that u can easily create max level characters and change your build, this game would be deader than it is